Being Bobby Brown

Wednesday morning doctors diagnosed Bobby Brown with having had a mild heart attack.



"Jigga WHAT?!" you say. That's right y'all, the King of R&B himself was laid up in the hospital Tuesday night after complaints of severe chest pains.

Doctors attribute the heart attack to "stress" --and we all know what the fuck that means, although in Bobby Brown's case I think it may be valid. He ain't had a hit, as in a record, in a whole lot of years and he just recently lost his meal ticket-- and diet.

Looks like all those catfish dinners at Roni's Fish Bucket with Whitney finally caught up with him. At least now he has a reason to be unemployed. If only he let himself go years ago.

Get well soon, Bobby!