Thursday, September 27, 2007

Crude Oil - $80/barrel. Zach Morris Face Oil - Priceless



Normally I hate when blogs post pictures of their favorite 80s/90s stars and are all "OMG what HAPPENED??!!! He was totally my fav! Omigosh u guys! Remember that episode where Jessie was on SPEED??" as if NO ONE else in the world has ever seen that episode, or any other episode of Saved by the Bell and the truly epic LULZ ensue. But when someone looks as tragic as Zach Morris does these days, I feel like it is my civic duty to bring this to your attention. It looks like Marc-Paul has dyed his hair some strange shade of auburn, which has really brought the redness out in his face, likening his skintone to that of a baboon's ass. He looks like a baboon's ass covered in Vaseline with a perm. I guess what I'm trying to say is that he looks pretty good. Keep learnin while you burn, Zach Attack.

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10 comments:

sarah said...

Absolutely, halerious. Hot damn, Zachy is lookin a little meshugga!

subwayslasher said...

"He looks like a baboon's ass covered in Vaseline with a perm."
This is my new mantra.

Anonymous said...

He looks like the caveman from Encino Man.

Andrea

Stephanie said...

Just FYI, you gay hater - it's Z-A-C-K... not H!!

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What a pretty nice picture!
I think he is the prettiest guy who has ever stepped on earth!
I don't care what anyone says, Hemakes me feel damn horney!

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