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According to In Touch, the new life trying to eat its way out of Nicole Richie's body, is a BOY!


* Joel was just about to finish the oft used fist pump, when Nicole stopped him with, "No, no. We aren't that excited. Put it down. "*

Joel Madden is understandably happy, sources say. He'll have someone to play catch with or teach whatever crap instrument he plays in his crap band. Nicole however, is mildly impressed and greatly disappointed. Who will she pass on her remarkable fashion sense and anorexia, or I guess bulimia now cause she supposedly eats every hour. Well here's hoping that the lil Richie Madden will inherite his father's good looks and his mother's disdain for food...and things that aren't drugs.