Thursday, July 19, 2007

X-Tina has lost her mind

Christina Aguilera defends Britney Spears' parenting skills, so reports Hollywood Scoop. I'm gonna blame this on the hormonal imbalance that the soon to be mother must be suffering from, because the compounding evidence, proves quite the contrary.

"Britney is a good person and a good mom." Aguilera says
I say, "REALLY!?"

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This poor kid has no idea he's not being abducted. Look at the fear in his eyes! I know you don't really know this person, but I swear that the stinky, barefoot lady driving really is your mommy. If you're ever lost, little one, just remember the scent of fried chicken and Redbull and you'll find your way home.

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C'mon X-Tina! The bitch almost dropped her fucking baby on the dirrty sidewalk!

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She blamed this on being Southern and her daddy. I absolutely believe that Brit has some daddy issues, but I don't know how much he has to do with her almost killing her son. Again.

I don't know what's worse, Britney Spears being so balls out crazy, that she makes dead beat dad and all around douche, Kevin Federline, look like a more suitable parent,
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or, that Christina Aguilera, who manages to always look a lil bit trampy and WAY too orange is about to poop out her very own slutty baby.

2 comments:

Molly said...

Brit's kid is so cute. To bad he's doomed.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that picture of Xtina's who-ha.