On the left, Beyonce in NYC over the weekend with Jay-Z. On the right, Hottie from Flavor of love at the 2006 BET Awards. Which one of these ladies has the bug eyes that you want staring back at you after you've woken up from a long night of drinking and begin to come to the sad realization that the hot lady that you took home from the bar actually looks like this? Beyonce, you really are looking like Hottie's sister, and no one...NO ONE...wants that. Get it together.