Monday, July 9, 2007

Things I learned about Daniel Radcliffe today

Daniel Radcliffe did an interview with Details Magazine this month. I didn't read the article. I didn't need to. Everything you ever needed to know about Dan Rad can be discovered by simply looking at the accompanying photographs.



First thing I learned: Daniel Radcliffe is gay.

Not all gay men like to wear leather vests with nothing else but their exposed chest hair to keep them warm, but ONLY gay men select this form of attire. Nothing wrong with being gay, or wearing that fancy vest, simply pointing out the facts - that's all. Apparently Emma Watson was also unaware of what Harry likes to do with his broomstick:



Second thing I learned: Daniel Radcliffe is depressed/confused.



I really have no idea what Harry Potter has on his head, but I'm assuming that it is the vest he is wearing in the previous picture. Harry apparently doesn't know how to differentiate between hats & shirts, but only realized this after he had already placed the vest over his head, like some sort of S&M astronaut. Thus the confusion led to depression, forcing Harry to text his dealer, which leads us to the final picture in this glimpse into the life of a wizard:



Third thing I learned: Daniel Radcliffe is a junkie.

I don't know if it's the fact that he is now completely without a shirt of any kind, the strange lighting, or the sunken in eyes, but I do know that you don't see a clean & sober person taking pictures like this. Dan Rad is on the H train, everybody! You heard it here first! Doubt me if you will, die hard Harry Potter fans, but this kid's got all the makings of a junkie. Started out young, has immense fame he doesn't know how to cope with, but most importantly, has an uncountable amount of money that he doesn't know what to do with. And what do they usually do with it? Let's ask our friend, Pete Doherty:



But Harry, I implore you, before you go plunging off the deep end completely please, PLEASE send me that leather vest/hat. I think I'd look really pretty in it.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan is hot and I would make sexy time with him all night long. He didn't pick that outfit, the wardrobe person on the photo shoot did...duh. Dan is rich and famous and hot...jealous are we?

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, even before these pics came out, I had some kind of feeling that Mr. Harry Potter is gay, and not because he's British. His mannerisms around people were the first indications to me that he's a prime candidate for the "way of the rainbow". You can't blame his behavior entirely on shyness you know. Behind the dark warlock, hides a bright, colorful, and happy...uh hum..."gay" man I believe. The pictures that showed up on Details (which in my opinion is also a gay magazine in disguise, but still a good read) didn't surprise me one bit. It only helped to confirm to me what I always believed about Mr. Daniel Radcliff. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. It's ok to be gay and perhaps it's one of those things where it's too early for him to say anything about it considering "Harry Potter" may jumpstart his film career in other movie genres. I think Daniel needs to prepare for the inevitable "Are you gay" thing from many corners after more people catch view of these "Details" magazine pics. But if you ever read this Daniel, don't give a crap about what people say and just do what makes you comfortable.

SONJA said...

GET A LIFE!!!!

Anonymous said...

damn WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE GAY HE SOOOO HOOOTTT! o well

sierra said...

just cuz you think that he is gay doseent mean that he is you people r all the same you just see one pic and you tell the wold he is gay a vest dosent mean any thing it is just a lether vest

Anonymous said...

hey this is leslie and weslie and we r girls!!! we like boys!!!! and we like u so u r on our top 5 and u r right behind orlando bloom wich makes u r second favorite person so i will pray for u... think about being gay do u want a boy or girl???

Anonymous said...

This is the funniest thing i have seen today!

Anonymous said...

even if dan radcliffe is gay he is still so hot!!!

Anonymous said...

You are BLOODY STUPID if you beleive this!!!! Daniel Radcliffe is NOT GAY!!!! You have to be barking mad to beleive that, or these pictures!

said...

Guys ushally i wouldnt think he is gay but who cares if he is then he is dont fight over it if u reallly do wanna keep thinking about it then fine but hes just a regular guy with good loks and talent if he wasnt famouse... would u still like him? Well wat ever,and by the way mabey dan looks at this soo stop talking crap about him and get a life!

said...

Being gay is not bad i no plenty of gay people so wat besids why dose it matter to u your not gonna ever have a chance with him but u can keep dreaming if u want or u can get over him.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't kick him out of my bed, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if he is gay but my radar certainly went off when watching him on the Ellen show this afternoon.

As for kicking him out of my bed, I'd invite him under the covers anytime! He's hot!

Anonymous said...

You are entitled to your opinion.

HOwever, get your facts straight: it was a shoot. Other people choose the clothes you wear when you're in one. duh.

You can't go around messing other people just because of their clothes.

CherryPop SparklePanties said...

Dammit. If it turns out that he's a gay, my 2 homo best friends will never let me hear the end of it. They'll prance around the house talking shit, and being glamorous...
Damn you, you beautiful, beautiful gays...

Anonymous said...

Lmao, Last pic is blatantly Pete Docherty.

Anonymous said...

The responses to this post are hilarious. Do you idiots actually believe that the OP didn't realize this was from a photo shoot? It amazes me how people take offense at the possibility that someone famous is gay. Why do people care? Do you girls think that you actually have a chance to be in a relationship with Daniel? Haha. All this hullabaloo reminds me of the innocent fans of Clay Aiken being astounded when someone suggested that he is gay. Newsflash: Clay's gay and always has been, and chances are, Daniel is, too.

on3shot said...

Well if he is GAY, good luck too him. And most male actors put the gay look on, to get more admires.
Its a stunt they use and it works look at Tom Cruise or Tobey Maguire (Spiderman) fit as hell in that black spiderman outfit gays love him.. So Who cares if he's GAY or NOT..

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Anonymous said...

But Tom Cruise IS gay... look at that over-the-top performance he did on Oprah - ok, so you're "in love with Katie Holmes" - but that outburst smacked of total overcompensation to the point of cringeworthyness. That coupled with the fact that Suri is quite obviously an adopted asian baby & that Tom & his previous 2 wives "couldn't have kids" - yep they tried to say Mimi Rogers was infertile rather than say "Tom is a jaffa" or worse, the truth "Tom Cruise is GAY".

J3mm@ said...

i think dan is fit whether he is gay or not and all you bloggers out there should just leave him alone alwright!
P.S Dan if your still on the market give me a call xxx

Natalie Hall said...

U R all bonkers if you fink that danny is gay even if he does were leather ! aint men aloud to wear what they want or sumink ?
love you loads
Natalie Hall of Airedale
xxxxxxxx

Anonymous said...

Gay or not.
You can't deny that those photos are fucking hilarious..

Jesus, funniest thing i've seen all day!

Anonymous said...

It's ok to be gay

Anonymous said...

k. well this is all i have to say. if u think that any of these pictures indicate that daniels sexual orientation is not exactly straight and/or that he does drugs, then YOUR A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOTS WHO HAVE LESS BRAINS THAN A WOODPECKER ON A POWER LINE!!!! i mean god. i take pictures like that all the time just cuz im bored. tht doesnt mean that im gonna be snortin coc on the weekends, and as far as his sense of fashion goes..... have any of you ever heard of Johnny Depp? we all know that hes straight and his sense of fashion makes daniels little vest there look like a saint could wear it. Also, since when does a gay guy try out for a part in a play where he actually gets to have sex with two smokin hot blondes ON STAGE!!!

Anonymous said...

yeah.. i think i agree. I never liked dan rad, always thought that there was something wrong about him. First of all, he sounds like being raped by voldy when he got possesed by him and he seems to enjoy it. Need i say more? Hes fugly in a gay way... if you catch my drift. And by the way, i think he needs an acting coach. Somebody needs to get himself a life coach too. he just needs to sort out his fucking face, its fucked up

Anonymous said...

Seriously it's beyond okay to be gay. Very good thing in my book, but I doubt it's true. I do hope he does that gay role though.

Anonymous said...

you dumb ass, that's from a play he was in.

Anonymous said...

Ok here we have the dumb and crazy fangirls and we have the others who think everyone is gay except their own self.

And there's me who has a few things to say to all of you..
1. Get a life
2. Get a brain
3. Grow up


Y'all take care now..

Anonymous said...

its media or its the reality.i give a fuckin damn about it .n i believe that DANIEL ALEN RADCLIFFE IS NOT 'GAY'.people dont go along wid the media.......believe urself....im a staunch fan of daniel n i deny this fct n those who just wanna make a joke of it just "FUCK OFF"...............

Anonymous said...

why are you gay,I dont know.Your life will be scrood up!So stop being gay,and be happy!You where my favorite actor until I found out you where
gay.As I rip down your famouse posters I think now have lost my hero.Please stop.What would harry potter do...From a 10 year old boy Austin

Anonymous said...

Loll. Quite a humurous blog this one, I applaud.
There are a lot of people out there who can't recognise sarcasm if it hit them across the face.

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha That was very funny, I realy liked the comment from the person praying for DR! tres amusing. I don’t care if he's gay but I think it's likely, apparently he's been spending allot of time with Kevin Spacey and Stephen Fry & we all know gay is like flu and so easy to catch also the 2 old queens have started him on the silk cuts.(20 A day) I can't wait for crazy Americans who don't understand sarcasm to get offended.

Anonymous said...

you asshole first of all have you seen ever acting gay no so shu t your fucking mouth before i do it for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

ok this is what im gonna do i have proof that dan is not gay 1.he went out with emma watson.2.its a fucking photo shoot duh.3.HOW CAN HE BE GAY WHEN IN HIS NEW MOVIE HES FUCKING A GIRL U ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muggle said...

from the very start of harry potter, i noticed that the actor has gay mannerisms, i never failed in detecting closet guys, i hope im wrong with dan. the books shows that harry potter is so boisterous, then the first time i saw dan played the role looks kinda soft and frail. any gay could kiss a girl and date a girl, its a part of being an expertise of acting, and publicity (as being an actor). but any gay guy could tell his fellow gays once they get to meet each other. although there's nothing bad about being gay, but the thing is, Dan/Harry Potter's market are mostly teens & girls (and the Potter book readers), and for some or most, it would be disappointing how the straight harry potter character is being portrayed like that

Anonymous said...

< I don’t care if he's gay but I think it's likely, apparently he's been spending allot of time with Kevin Spacey and Stephen Fry & we all know gay is like flu and so easy to catch also the 2 old queens have started him on the silk cuts. >

Stephen Fry is openly gay, OK. But Daniel Radcliffe is not gay at all, and neither is Kevin Spacey. Get your information from a reliable source instead of parroting old tired gossips.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_spacey#Personal_life

And he's currently in a relationship with a woman in London.

Anonymous said...

it doesnt matter to me if dan is gay as long as Rupert Grint is straight. .OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhh!! i coukd die if Rupert announces he's a gay!

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