Do you have a vagina? Do you also have big 'ol titties? Well then today is probably your lucky day. Puffy is looking for a personal assistant, and chances are good that if you're a slut, IT COULD BE YOU! He wants all the sluts to upload their video interviews to you tube and then he will pick a lovely lady to bone. Then he'll pick another one. Then probably one more just for good measure. Unfortunately for Puffy, not many sluts are applying. We do have:
Guys who are taking this far too seriously
This poor guy doesn't seem to realize that Puffy could give two shits about your two degrees, unless you are a stripper and are wearing them as pasties.
Guys who don't understand what "video interview" means
Yep, this guy just took a screenshot of half of his resume, and just let that shit sell itself.
So far, there's not many promising candidates, but it's still pretty early in the game. Come on sluts! Where you be at? Puffy needs you! Here's a bit of advice. Stop with the words. All of them. Puffy doesn't want to see you talking. He wants to see you shaking dat ass. These girls aren't applying for the job - but they should be:
Come on sluts, you don't get an opportunity like this everyday! Can't turn a ho into a housewife, but you can turn a ho into a personal assistant for Puffy.