God, I love this picture of Kim Porter
Just as I, and everyone else, initially speculated, Puffy has finally left that lying, cheating, baby-mama ho-bag of a ho, Kim Porter. I don't know how he put up with her for so long. Always lying, always sneaking around, always grinding up on some fatty, always lookin' at some boobies:
Oh wait, that was Puffy that did all of that? Not Kim Porter? Well...enjoy collecting all of that child support, Kim! Make sure to spend
some all of it on yourself. Take a lesson from Britney Spears. Babies can raise themselves. Allow me to bestow upon you a breakup song from one of the greatest movies of all time.