Matthew Perry and Meg Ryan have been allegedly having a secret "pout off" for the last 5 months. Anybody care? No? Why have I posted this, you ask? Because I want you to think of how awkward sex must be for the two of them. Meg Ryan is so full of plastic nowadays, that bonin' her is pretty much like having sex with a blow up doll.
*SHHH... this is all alleged. Don't tell nobody*
Take your pick.