Monday, July 9, 2007

I'm poor, black, I may even be ugly, but dear God I'm here, I'm here!

A quick introduction. I'm your new gay, Jigga the Nigga. I likes watermelon, fried chicken, orange soda, fruit punch (the kind that only comes in a gallon and makes your throat itch), ice cream sammiches, bad credit, names with unnecessary apostrophes, okra, ham hocks, cornbread, and other various "negro" things. But, don't worry all you faithful readers of TGG, i promise not to black up the blog too much!


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20 comments:

nic said...

Oh My God!! You are SO NOT UGLY!!!!!!!

merekat said...

.What happened to The Gay? Is Jigga the Nigga the new The Gay? Is it OK for a white girl from the suburbs to call Jigga the Nigga Jigga the Nigga? It's too early for all of this drama.

tgg said...

Jigga the Nigga is the new gay. Since he is a black man, being difficult is in his nature (see also: talking in movie theaters, having a abnormally large penis - i've seen it, imagine a wang so big that he has to wrap it around his thigh THREE times in order to prevent it from flowing out of the bottom of his pants and dragging behind him) so he doesn't want to be called the gay. You can call him Jigga the Nigga if you overlook the fact that the N was laid to rest in Detroit yesterday:

http://www.topix.net/forum/source/newsday/TE1E6SSH0J780UM5F

We are also considering changing the name of the blog to: A cracker, An A-rab, & a darkie. Thoughts?

tgg said...

Oh, and the original 'The Gay' may still chime in from time to time. He's back at promises...you know you can't adequately quit the first time.

Anonymous said...

I really have enjoyed your blog until this....

This is in such bad taste and to think that you probably find this to be comical.

You've just set your race back a few years and counting.

Ann said...

I definitely agree with the comment above me. This is not funny. It's offensive.

jigga the nigga said...

it's okay if you think the word, you just can't say it. I on the other hand can, cause I'm black. See, it's not so offensive when you have permission is it?

Anonymous said...

You just keep making yourself look more ignorant.

Anonymous said...

this is trif.

Anonymous said...

Keep going J!
Do your thing.

PS - isn't celebrity gossip itself bad taste? lighten up.

Anonymous said...

ever take the time to think that maybe he really does like all of these things that also, conicidentally, just so happen to be "negro" things? who's the racist one now, ANONYMOUS???

Anonymous said...

Welcome Jig!

(shannon)

Anonymous said...

I can't even focus on work right now.

I'm mad that people are mad at you.

(shannon)

Anonymous said...

im gonna miss the original gay.

but welcome to the new nigga one!

greetings from sweden!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Nappy Headed Nigga!

candini said...

dear jig. i love you so! i'm glad you're here. you're wit is impeccable!
xo. xo.

Anonymous said...

Chriiist, everyone needs to calm down and take a couple of tokes. Two Girls and a Gay is hardly the epitome of political correctness (I say that with an overwhelming amount of love) And I welcome you jigga! May your 'ignorance' continue to amuse me so much.

xoxox

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