Over the weekend, Elizabeth Hurley dressed up her child/spawn of Satan, Damian, in a bikini and posted the images on her website in hopes to widen the overpriced swimwear market by capturing the hard earned lunch money of small-children. Unfortunately for all of us, people were so pissed about her cross-dressing her son that the images have been taken down. While I may judge Hurley for trying to sell a fashion bikini to a 4-year-old, I do not fault her for dressing her kid up as a girl. That kid is evil in its purest form, and something needed to be done in order to tame the savage beast that lies within him. Dressing him up as a girl will not only break his demonic spirit, but it will probably make him feel fun and fancy free. She's only trying exercise the demons, y'all.
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