Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Brit's bringing slapping back

Well, looks like Britney Spears has finally gone and done something worthy of respect. According to The Scoop, Britney and her mom got into a "shocking slapfest" in June. Unfortunately, many details are left out. Who slapped who first? How long did said "slapfest" last? Were they wearing gloves? Were any gloves removed prior to slapping? So many questions! I do appreciate that the Spears clan are finally bringing back a past-time that did so much for our society. Didn't like how someone was talking to you? Slap them. Like the way someone is talking to you? Slap them! We use far too many words to express how we feel nowadays, when practically every emotion could be summed up with a simple slap. That Bud Light commercial that aired during the Super Bowl this year (that was allegedly ripped off from this) began to touch on this phenomenon:

I think we all have been looking at the behavior of one Ms. Britney Jean Spears in an unfair way. She's just trying to bring us back to the good old days, man! The days where people slapped each other, kids raised themselves, and physical appearance and good hygiene were rarely fussed over. I'll be signing up for lessons from Britney, right after I'm through with my other summer class.

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