Tuesday, July 3, 2007

BONER!



The object of my she-bone's affection, John Legend, brought an extremely lucky and extremely undeserving (because she is not me) ho up on stage and showed Akon how classy griding is done. Then he respectfully got a boner, and continued to grind. The ho doesn't seem to mind, and I certainly wouldn't either. I'm considering this America's gift to me on its birthday. Thank you, 'Merica for John Legend & his boner's existence.

6 comments:

nic said...

Holy, Sweet Heaven!! That's a birthday present to ME on MY birthday, fo' sho'!

David said...

John Legend? I had so much more respect for you than that, G1...

sarah said...

Let's replay what just happened here. There's a headline with the words 'BONER' including a video. I click on it out of curiousity. And there it was in his white pants a BONER!? Loud and clear. OHGOD!

Anonymous said...

I would lick Mr. Legends taint if he asked respectfully and I am not too proud to say that.

Andrea

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