I never knew that all it took to be a model was pasty skin, bad makeup, a ponytail stuck right on the top of your head, and an angry face. Apparently, I've been modeling all of my life and never knew it! Only my ponytail has a scrunchy delicately wrapped around it. I think the inclusion of the scrunchy technically makes me a super-model. Ha! In your face, Sienna Miller. Even red-hatted clergy men have noted your lack of a scrunchy, and therefore your lack of style:
See how she makes this look even worse here.