Zahara is ready for her close up, Mr. DeMille! Did Brangelina ever take a second to consider the fact that their children may choose to become coked-up fame whores, the likes of which that would even make Lindsay Lohan look tame, over a boring, yet spiritually fulfilling career as a third world ambassador? I think that they have convinced themselves that by saving these children from their savage & emaciated pasts, that the Jolie-Pitt clan will be destined to do great things for the world. News flash, Brangie: Hollywood might be worse than an everyday struggle in some impoverished country. Just look at Zahara! She's gonna be boning Colin Farrell in no time. Pax is still trying to figure out why the trees and barren landscape of his home country have been replaced with an army of insane women who point phones and flashy lights at him, but Zahara's been in the game a little longer. She loves that shit. Watch that one closely, Brangelina. And I'm not just saying that because she's black.