Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Unbreak my boobs

Toni Braxton's boobs went to a party last night. I'm pretty sure they couldn't breathe the entire time. I think she promised them that they would never breathe again. If I had boobs like that, I'd smash them in a corset in order to maximize cleavage too. Unfortunately for me, I was literally born without boobs. What's even more unfortunate is that I never got them once I hit puberty either. I've since had to duck tape two old popples to my chest, which is why I refer to my "girls" as "furry pink and purple" - which, contrary to popular belief, was not a reference to my non-existent nipples. Wow! Confessions are fun! Almost as fun as watching old Toni Braxton videos:



Ryan said...

OMG, can you please DJ my birthday party? Bring Toni, All Saints, Air Supply, and all the rest of it and I will be in heaven. BABY YOU'RE ALL THAT I WANT!

kamagra said...

Toni Braxton is one of the best singer in the world, I really live her music, I think that his best album is "More Than a Woman", and I want to say something, she is a great singer but she also is so beautiful and sexy!22dd

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Ohh my God I'm so crazy seeing those boobs, I love that woman specially her boobs, imagine that woman using a a corset, seeing those boobs and that perfect cleavage.m10m