Holy Lord, y'all! Summer 2K7 is gonna be off the chain! With all of the new, great trends going on we are all going to look so fucking hot...as long as we continue mirroring our wardrobe after the hotttest celebrities, like Brooke Hogan. I was wondering how to "summerize" my wardrobe, and now I know. Simply cut all of my jeans into chaps! They're not just for the gays anymore!!! I'm going to combine this with all of the summer trends (the white sunglasses, fake mustaches, and the mom jeans that will now be converted to "Mom Chaps") and wear them all at once. I'm pretty sure that I will look so hot that I won't even be able to walk down the street without being raped at least six times. Thank you, Brooke Hogan, for completing my summer look.