Why are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt so god blessin' happy?
A) They boned me in the Limo on the way over to the Ocean's 13 premiere. And it was fantastic.
B) They have finally managed to escape the international terrorism they face on a daily basis, which comes in the form of their 4 children (Don't forget that Shiloh is African, hence part of the anti-Brangelina plot).
C) They just spent the day before swimming in their pool of gold coins with Posh & David Beckham.
D) They are really, really, REALLY, REALLY fucking high.
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