Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Their love has inspired me to bone them

Why are Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt so god blessin' happy?

A) They boned me in the Limo on the way over to the Ocean's 13 premiere. And it was fantastic.

B) They have finally managed to escape the international terrorism they face on a daily basis, which comes in the form of their 4 children (Don't forget that Shiloh is African, hence part of the anti-Brangelina plot).

C) They just spent the day before swimming in their pool of gold coins with Posh & David Beckham.

D) They are really, really, REALLY, REALLY fucking high.

Leave your answers in the comments, and head over to Faded Youth for more of the happy party!


nic said...

I don't care what anyone has to say about these two ever again because the fact of the matter is nothing at all matters in the world except how god damned hot they are...PERIOD!!!

candini said...

i think they're high

allie said...

I'm gonna go with high.

Anonymous said...

the beautiful ones are generally happier than the rest you commoners. probably cause we stay sexed up.

jigga the nigga