Looks like Tom Cruise has been feeding baby Suri the same drug-filled Xenuian milkshake as he's been feeding mommy. Alright, FINE! This picture is ridiculously cute, but don't forget that Tom Cruise is a crazy scientologist and that cute baby is going to be a crazy scientologist when she gets older. Look at the emotional pain already starting to surface in those big, glassy eyes. That is a wasted baby if I've ever seen one. And I have. Plenty of times. That is, If you count me dressing in a diaper and crying while drinking a bottle of jack daniels a wasted baby. Which I do.