Wednesday, June 27, 2007

A piece of advice for Jay-Z

Here's just a little reminder of what Amy Winehouse looked like before American influence took hold of her. Aside from the bejeweled top, she looks good. Well, she looks a hell of a lot better than the toothless, cracked out, and apparently self-mutilating mess we now see plastered all over the magazines. During an interview with Spin magazine, Amy used a piece of broken mirror that she had kept from the photoshoot with the mag to carve the words "I love Blake" into her stomach. Amy's husband Blake Fielder-Civil, aka England's Kevin Federline, also threatened to slit the throat of a guy in the room, and said that it looked like his potential victim had leukemia. This is only going to get worse before it gets better, and my suggestion to Jay-Z is to cut all ties. Just slowly start backing out of the room. Focus on Rihanna, the good girl gone bad, rather than Amy - the bad girl gone worse. Although, I will give her some credit. It's been a while since we had a totally insane musician that people actually cared about. And in no way am I suggesting that Amy turn down the crazy. By all means, cut yourself, crap in a jar and give it to a fan, insist that all of your interviews are held underwater - we love that shit! Just a heads up to Jigga, that's all.

Edit: Did I judge the Wino too soon? This video shows the singer right after the carving incident happened, and Amy delightfully explains that it was just "chicken scratch". I've now decided that I like Amy Winehouse again due to her adorable british accent. Still think she should lose the deadbeat husband though.


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