Paris abusing drugs in Jail!

Well according to the NY Post, Paris Hilton is being treated for severe ADD with adderall while she is in jail. And from these two previous posts here and here, I have taught you loyal readers that adderall is simply diet coke and can make you so high and so coked out or addied out if you eat too many. Of course Paris wants to be sped up so her time in jail can be nothing more than a blipblur in her life.

I can't wait for the new born again Paris that is allegedly being birthed from the loins of the the Los Angeles Correctional Facilities.