Lady in the Middle: Hey! Hey you! Do you wanna see some fucked up shit? I'm gonna pull this little string on the Olsen Twins' back, and they are going to smile! And it's going to make you feel very uncomfortable, and a little weird. Are you ready?
That's messed up. In other news: Fart, Snore, Cough...It's a slow news day. Here are a couple jams to get you through the rest of the day. I'm gonna take a nap:
Please note that all members of Journey are wearing dangerously high waisted pants in the video above. That is all.