Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Looking good, Axel Foley

Oh hello there, Eddie Murphy. You are looking quite dashing today, sir. What's the occasion? Oh! You are finally taking that pesky paternity test to find out if you are the father of Mel B's baby? Well, it's nice that you dressed for the occasion. I must say that Eddie is doing a much better job of sticking it to the woman he left than his Shrek 3 co-star, Justin Timberlake, who can't even manage to shave before he hits the red carpet. To be fair, Eddie's been in the game a lot longer than Justin, so he knows how to work the whole "How's losing that baby weight going? Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear what you said because my hotttness is deafening." thing a bit better. What I'm trying to say is, I'd probably have an illegitimate love child with Eddie Murphy if he'd let me. Eddie, call me.

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