Friday, June 15, 2007

Justin Timberlake dares you to resist him

Justin Timberlake has forsaken the ass that most men would give their left testicle to have, Jessica Biel. Lucky for Jessica, Justin is a gentleman who knows how to let the ladies down gently. In an interview with London's Daily Mirror JT eases the bitter pain of a breakup:

The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his "very dear friend" and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: "I haven't met her yet." Ouch!..."She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts!"

Dang, Justin. Well, at least he's humble?

Asked what he dislikes about his body, he bragged: "Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror." He added: "I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.

To be fair, he's right. I probably would not be able to resist Justin if he was snowboarding or surfing. There's a special feeling I get in my she-bone when I see a head of hair that so closely resembles pubic hair all wet. It's like an sopping wet, irresistible, pubey brillo pad.

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