Any moment now, Paris Hilton will be pleading her case to a judge. I will not be here to cover it, as I will be on my way to Nashville for the weekend! My suggestion to Paris: have you tried the "It wasn't me" defense, popularized by none other than Shaggy? I've left you with a karaoke version of the song, I suggest you sing this to the judge. He will be sure to put you back in the slammer then! Have a great weekend everyone! And an apology in advance to the city of Nashville. I'm sorry that I spewed in the Piney River. It wasn't me?