Thursday, June 21, 2007

Another classic gets destroyed

Sometimes, you really should keep your grimy little paws off a classic. Does anything good ever come from a remake? Answer: Very rarely. For the most part, Classic movies should not be touched, leave our favorite TV shows alone, and sometimes pop songs should remain as such. A song whose lyrics describe its saccharine quality should be allowed to quietly go down in history as one of the greatest songs of all time, instead of having Mandy Moore try to turn it into a soulful ballad. You know why you forgot the words to the song, Mandy? It's because you didn't sing it the right way. The song is rejecting the transformation. Bring back its deliciously addictive, cheesy beat - or simply never sing it again. I can't believe you did this to me, Mandy. I thought I knew you.


Anonymous said...

what in fucks name was that shit??? i often wonder if the musicians backing all of these young sluts with vocal skills that could be described as dubious, at best, ever feel like taking there own lives. i can imagine ashleejessicabritneymandy's drummer wanting to stab himself in the eye with his own drumstick.

jigga the nigga

Your Disco Will Eat You said...

I like the remix version of Candy by Wade Robson. I'm pretty sure girl #1 does too.