I know we already talked about the insane level of fug Jessica Simpson attained last night, but I don't think The Jesus would forgive me if I didn't draw special attention to this photo. I can't even find words for this photo, but by the way John Mayer is dragging his wide-eyed "lady" friend behind him, I think it's safe to say that these two may be heading for a break-up in the near future. Unless he enjoys sleeping with an overtanned mer-man. Even Ken Paves is hanging his head in shame. I'm putting this as an early front-runner for the best celebrity photo of 2007. Sweet Jesus, I'd put this as my desktop background if I didn't think it would give my monitor some sort of sea-disease.