Tuesday, May 29, 2007

What is wrong with this picture?



Here we have Nicole Richie looking like a picture of good health. But unfortunately, something is wrong with this picture. Can you guess what it is? Let this video of Miss USA falling down serve as the blog's jeopardy music henceforth:



Times up! If you guessed: her protruding sternum, her stringy hair, her lack of a bra, her emaciated tummy that resembles that of a starving 3rd world child, her deathly pale skintone, or her sunken in eyes...I'M SORRY! You are incorrect. The correct answer is...she is not wearing shoes. Now she has probably caught the AIDS that some homeless man has left on the ground, adding one more problem to her ever growing list of life threatening ailments. Get well soon, Richie!

6 comments:

mindy said...

Answer: Everything.

Anonymous said...

I feel dirty just looking at her.

Andrea

AJ said...

What a sad and sorry mess... She looks ancient too.

Anonymous said...

sad sad sad saddy sad

Jellybean Sunshine said...

shit, i was going to say "no shoes!" you no, miss usa wouldn't have fallen if she weighed more.

Anonymous said...

i really am getting annoyedw these bitches are steppin out in. why leave the house with weeks old weave/clothes/dirty twats/ unbrushed teeth, when you could hire someone to do all of those things for you? then all you'd have to do is hop on your unicorn and head to the club.


jigga l'nigga