Things to do in Cannes

If you were invited to the Cannes Film Festival what would you do once you arrived? Perhaps you would watch some of the prestigious films premiering at the festival, like Bee Movie. Maybe you would use this opportunity to visit some of the towns sandy beaches or take a cruise down the French Riviera. If you are Mischa Barton, you'll use this fine opportunity to do something you've always wanted to do, thus completing your full transition from once-popular-asshole to just straight-up-asshole, by riding a segway:




What would I do if I were at Cannes? I would stalk Brangelina until they agreed to either marry or adopt me. I'd be cool with either, whichever gets me in the bath with them first.





Man, that flight to France got me alllllll sorts of dirty. Wash me, Brangelina. Wash. Me.