Page Six is reporting that Cameron Diaz looked like hell on the Today Show yesterday because she was out at a sex club until 4am prior to the taping of the show. Cameron apparently "stared the whole time" at "two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen". So Cameron likes to watch topless ladies give each other the 'ol slime rubdown? What's the problem here? If anything, it explains why she likes to go to the Kid's Choice Awards so much. You can judge Cameron for having a massive, dangly clang, but don't judge her because she likes to watch slimey sex, and don't judge me because I like to watch two oiled up naked men eating popsicles with their feet while humming the tune "Cars that go Boom". Different people, different things, you know?