Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The Parade of Assholes

Last night, the 2007 Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala or how I like to refer to it: The Parade of Assholes swept through New York and it looks like the Bride of Frankenstein was there! I'm seriously terrified of Cate Blanchett right now. Cate usually looks stunning on the red carpet (with a few unfortunate exceptions, of course) but someone needs to get a hairbrush and a hamburger to this ho, stat! I don't think anyone could look worse at this event.

Oh my. I guess I was wrong. The length of this photo surely does not alleviate any of the overwhelming repulsion I am currently feeling. She's like an overtanned mer-man. Sick. If you'd like to see many more celebrities trying to look crazy-chic but actually looking like a bunch of assholes go here and here and here.


Anonymous said...

Jessica Simpson looks like a GD cum dumpster! I used to have a she-crush on her, what did she do to herself? They are all fools, although, I think that Rene Zellweger looked nice.


AJ said...

Cate looks like something out of Dawn Of The Dead... gross.

Anonymous said...

Who's this ugly Donatella Versace guy, and why is he wearing a dress?