Thursday, May 3, 2007

Lohan bones Mexicans, Rat

Here is Lindsay Lohan with her latest "mystery man" (read: Gay guy she thinks is straight). Page Six ran this little gem about the clean & sober one today:

Lindsay Lohan just can't seem to stop partying - and, unluckily for her, word on the street is that someone may have recorded her revelry with a cellphone video camera. We can't divulge what Lohan was allegedly caught doing, but if true, it won't sit well with her younger fans. Apparently, all the naughtiness went down last week at a party at a private house in Beverly Hills that was also attended by her frenemy Paris Hilton, shipping heir Stavros Niarchos and Ryan Seacrest. At one point, the party was disrupted by a huge rat that ran into several rooms, causing revelers to scream, drop their drinks and run, until Niarchos kicked the rodent out onto a balcony. A rep for Lohan told Page Six, "I have not heard of this."

What do you suppose this "thing she was doing" actually is? I mean, her younger fans seem to be cool with the fact that she drinks & does drugs, so I'm thinking it's something more along the lines of:

*Discussing the validity of the "There's no such thing as monsters" argument

*Eating Vegetables

*Allowing her parents to live their dreams vicariously through her

*Doing homework

Or maybe it's the obvious, getting gangbanged by all attendees of said party, including the waitstaff consisting of dirty, filthy Mexicans and the rat that was apparently there. Kids hate Mexicans.

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