Monday, May 14, 2007


I'm pretty sure Salma Hayek is having triplets, and the other two babies are growing in her boobs. Sweet baby jesus, her boobs are LITERALLY the size of her head. I feel sorry for her, having to lug around a fat baby in her stomach as well as enough milk to feed that baby straight through adulthood if need be. Salma, I really hope your boobs don't explode before you deliver the baby. What a mess that would be.


Anonymous said...

Sweet Honey Nut Jews for Jesus! Those things are ginormous. No wonder she looks so pissed. Her back must hurt.

jambone said...

i hope my boobs grow like that when i have my bastard child.