Britney Spears, can I just ask you a quick question? What's the point of the following:
1) Wearing a shirt at all if your choice in garment is a sheer turtleneck?
2) Wearing necklaces under your sheer turtleneck?
3) The braids? And while we're up there, the Kangol hat? And your face...what is the point of your face?
Brit, please forward your answer in paragraph form to email@example.com. I anxiously await your reply.