Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Who would you rather pull a train with?



Man, what I wouldn't give to pull a train with these two. Does a higher level of hotness even exist? I can't imagine anything more fulfilling in life than merely gazing at these two insanely beautiful people. Sweet Jesus, is she wearing press on nails? This is one of those photos that I just stare at for about 10 minutes, shaking my head and wondering what exactly it is that I'm looking at...Must...Change...Gears...Quickly...



Now here is a couple that I would really like to bone with. Well, I actually would like to just bone Jake, but if Reese is there & wants to pee on me, I guess I could hang with that. Word on the street is that these two are sharing more than just an affection for protective headgear, they is sharing their privates. Congrats you two, clearly an upgrade on both fronts. Reese was married to a pube-headed gay santa, and I think we all are aware of how I feel about Jake's ex, Duncey McDuncerton, so it wasn't that difficult for either of them to find someone that could be considered an upgrade. A friggin diseased kitten would have been a better move than their last choice in significant other. I hope this works out for them, and to do my part to make sure that it does, here's a jam that will bless your relationship with many days of incredible boning:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I disagree on the upgrade from Ryan to Jake. I would take Ryan over Jake anyday. Down grade Reese. Upgrade most affirmatively from Kirsten to Reese, obviously. Kirsten looks like she belongs on welfare.

- Andrea

Anonymous said...

The diseased kitten makes me sad :(

marie

candini said...

that's a pretty sick picture of jake. chest hair + gold chain + bike outfit= sick