Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Uma Thurman has GINORMOUS boobs



I picked this picture of Uma & her boobs because it was the most unflattering and therefore makes me feel loads better about myself. I am insanely jealous of her tremendous rack. If I only had 1/4 of the boobs she possesses, I would be a much happier woman. I, like all women, measure my happiness based on my boob size. And since my boobs stopped growing when I was 8 - It's safe to say that I'm a pretty miserable person, made even more miserable when people like Uma Thurman are out and about in the Carribean, flaunting their tits around. I hope you and your boobs, and your wealth, and your fame are HAPPY, Uma! I'll be just fine. You know why? Because I have something Uma will never have. A celebrity gossip blog. And neither you or your huge boobies can take that away from me.



More of Uma and her "Come on now...you can't be serious" boobs here.

6 comments:

jambles said...

does it make any sense when i say that this picture also makes me feel better about myself, but also that uma thurman still looks better in a bathing suit than i do?

ray said...

i wish i had large boobs also.
sidenote though, it might not her best photo, but uma can pull off the hunched over, belly pudge, boobs a-flowin' shot.

Anonymous said...

I have big boobs. I still wish for death. Conclusion, big titties and happiness do not walk hand in hand. Also, big boobs usually mean fat ass. It is kind of a trade off.

- Andrea

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