Thursday, April 26, 2007

That ain't Lake Minnetonka

Paris Hilton will probably/hopefully not be with us for very much longer. The Scoop reports:

Paris Hilton was in the audience as Prince performed at Club 3121 at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas’s Club 3121 on April 20. At one point, Prince invited the “Stars Are Blind” crooner to join him onstage.

A “delighted” Hilton scampered onto the stage and the “Purple Rain” singer handed the wanna-be-pop star the microphone and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” a source told the mag.

An angry and humiliated Hilton stormed offstage — and left the club two songs later, reports Us.

Excuse me, Paris? Have you never seen Purple Rain? You're lucky he didn't make your ass jump naked into Lake Minnetonka! Correct me if I'm wrong, but this seemed a little tame for the Purple One, no? If this was Prince in his prime, Paris would have stepped on stage, the fog machines would have kicked in and she would have been surrounded by Lisa, Wendy, and all of Prince's other hos. Prince would have levitated 3 inches of the ground, and in a beautiful falsetto, he would have COMMANDED her to sing. Paris would have had no other choice but to succomb to Prince's demands. But the new Prince rolls a bit differently, I guess. I still think it's safe to say that Paris should now fear for her life. Nobody puts Baby in the corner and NO ONE walks out on Prince. Watch your back, Paris.

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