Friday, April 20, 2007

Surprise! Britney drama!



Sweet Jesus. It's official: Britney Spears has been damned from birth. Britney's daddy emailed Page Six regarding the recent firing of her manager, Larry Rudolph. Daddy was all:

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life.

The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."


It's good to know that Britney's daddy is more concerned with appeasing her recently fired manager over his daughter. Why was Britney's manager designated as the one to tell Britney that her ass needed to get in rehab. Why not have...I don't know...HER FRIGGIN PARENTS deliver this news? But just when you start to feel bad for Ms. Spears, she has to release a statement via her new/old manager Leslie Sloane Zelnik:

"I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."


Not the craziest thing she's ever said, but perhaps she's been listening to that old Alicia Keys song a little too much these days. Britney, you're sounding like you're about to go gay. Whenever the ladies start damning all the men in their life and talking about "real women", they are mere steps from licking vag. I watch that Work Out show, I know how this shit works. But until you finally give in to your desires and start lezzing it up, keep fighting with your family in the public eye, please. I think the celebrity world just started to get interesting again!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This fits, I think. :

MADONNA
"Keep It Together"

Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever

I got brothers, I got some sisters too
Stuck in the middle tell you what I'm gonna do
Gonna get out of here, I'm gonna leave this place
So I can forget every single hungry face
I'm tired of sharing all the hand me downs
To get attention I must always be the clown
I wanna be different, I wanna be on my own
But Daddy said listen, you will always have a home

[Chorus:]

Keep it together in the family
They're a reminder of your history
Brothers and sisters they hold the key
To your heart and your soul
Don't forget that your family is gold

I hit the big time but I still get the blues
Everyone's a stranger, city life can get to you
People can be so cold, never want to turn your back
Just givin' to get something
Always wanting something back
When I get lonely and I need to be
Loved for who I am, not what they want to see
Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me
We have a connection, home is where the heart should be

[chorus]

[Intermediate:]

When I look back on all the misery
And all the heartache that they brought to me
I wouldn't change it for another chance
'Cause blood is thicker than any other circumstance

When I get lonely and I need to be
Loved for who I am, not what they want to see
Brothers and sisters, they've always been there for me
We have a connection, home is where the heart should be

[intermediate]
[chorus]

Keep, keep it together
Keep people together forever and ever

[repeat and FADE]

- Arnencé