Thursday, April 26, 2007

See bitches, I'm RICH!



What do you do if the world thinks that you ditched out on your bill while dining with your pal Russell Simmons? Well, if you are Tyra Banks you promptly return to that fine establishment, only briefly hesitating to alert the paparazzi and turn it into a photo op. See y'all! Tyra's not an asshole! She hugs short little men who clearly aren't impressed and apparently gives them a late-tip of $100 (my advice sir, get that counterfeit pen out and make sure her money is good before she ditches you again):



Oh Tyra, you're such a good & modest person. Now get back to touching Rosie O'Donnell's lovely lady lumps:





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