Thursday, April 12, 2007

Rihanna used to be classy

Guess what! You know that shy, timid, conservative Rihanna you once knew? This one:

She's gone. Bye-Bye Classy Rihanna, there's a new Slutty Rihanna in town! Promoting her new album, Good Girl Gone Bad, Rihanna was all:

"I have broken out of my shell, I have come into my own.

I am singing about a lot more serious things, a lot sexier things at times.

I have changed my image, the whole sound is about me not being the little innocent Rihanna and taking more risks."

That's right!!! I hope you all enjoyed this:


Because Rihanna is not that innocent anymore. Welcome, Black Barbadish Britney! Expect to see her flashing her vagina, having & neglecting children, and shaving her head very soon. I can't wait to see how your new nasty side differs from your old classy side, Rihanna, and to see if your vagina is as bald as that GINORMOUS forehead of yours.



Anonymous said...

I don't have any idea who Rihanna is but I do know that there is going to be a new Lebanese restaurant in The Fern. That is awesome.

- Andrea

ray said...

i totally forgot what i was gonna say about rhianna... whats this news about a new lebanese restaurant in ferndale? where is my new favorite place gonna be located?

Anonymous said...

girl #1 ur jus a hater,ur probably some old hermit sittin in a cave eatin her cornflakes an cursing evry1 dat is much much much more prettier den u,so go suk a leamo.:)i luv u rihanna,don listen 2 fools like her