Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Really, People Magazine? Really?

So, I'm browsing through People Magazine's however many most beautiful people, looking at their unshocking choices. Scarlett Johansson? Check. Patrick Dempsey? I don't agree, but whatever. Halle Berry? Obviously. But then I come across this:



PETE WENTZ??? Pete Wentz? Really? They even went so far as to include this little treat, Pete Wentz giving a tutorial on how to apply "guy-liner". If you don't want to subject yourself to one of the most ridiculous and unnecessary things ever put to film, let me highlight some of the things Wentz says:

"I've been called everything that you can ever think of. Make one up, I've been called that."

Ok! Thanks for the invitation! How's about...Twatwaffle, one armed fat baby, Hottie from Flavor of Love, cunt-a-saurus, asshole with teeth, fucktard? You've been called all of those things? Deservedly so, I'm sure. I'm not even getting into the tutorial. I'll be spending the next 2 hours smashing my head against the wall in an attempt to rid my brain of the 30 seconds I wasted watching that video. People Magazine, this one cut me deep.

17 comments:

David said...

Honestly, you should have stopped at twatwaffle. That's absolutely beautiful.

Anonymous said...

I laughed so hard that I gave myself asthma.

marie

Anonymous said...

Did you see Chris Brown though? I don't care if he IS 17.

Anonymous said...

WOW YOU GUYS ARE FUCKERS. just leave him alone hes the hottest guy ever

Anonymous said...

He is not the hottest guy ever. He is f-ing sick and I wish he was dead. The hottest guy is clearly Ryan Gosling. Need I say more. Now, as for McDreamy... good lord I would lick his b hole if he would let me. He was hot in Can't Buy Me Love and he is still hot at age 41 in Grey's Anatomy.

- Andrea

mindy said...

Guyliner? That word and practice should officially be banned in America. It offends me.

Anonymous said...

mindy said...

Guyliner? That word and practice should officially be banned in America. It offends me.


---- And why is that, Mindy? Shamed that some of us boys know what to do with make up while you remain clueless and homely?

Whiny skanks who complain about boys being prettier than they are should officially be banned in America. They offend me.

Anonymous said...

hmmm, obviously having not met the man, i can say none of you losers have the right to judge him. you dont sound so hot yourself.. twatwaffe? wtf.. get a fuckin life

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