Paris Hilton & James Blunt were kissing or some shit last night and now people think they might be dating. While I could give a shit less who either of these douchebags decided to swap diseases with, I can understand this pairing. They both annoy the shit out of me either via their singing or their actions, so it's clear that they would be a match made in ear bleeding, ugly, retarded heaven. Either that or their combined annoyance will slowly but surely take over the world. I'm praying for the former. While I'm doing that, does anyone care to take a stab at how Renee Zellwegger reportedly bagged Jim from The Office?