Thursday, April 26, 2007

The more you throw, the more you go to jail

Hugh Grant was arrested yesterday for throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer. #1) Why are you carrying around a tupperware container of baked beans & #2) Why didn't you set down the beans and pick up a large rock? I think it would have done more damage. Sure, the charges probably would have been more severe, but you would have accomplished your goal - which is the most important thing. I know you're British, Hugh Grant, but haven't you ever heard the saying "Sticks & Stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me"? I guess that is true until you tell someone that you hope their family dies:

The actor, who split from his girlfriend Jemima Khan in February, allegedly then said: “Do you know who I am? I’m a millionaire,” and screamed “Leave me alone.” Mr Whittaker told a tabloid newspaper: “I said ‘Give us a smile please’ and he looked really angry.

I walked backwards and he walked after me. He was effing and blinding at me. He kicked me hard three or four times then kneed me in the groin.

He asked if I had a girlfriend or kids and I said I had two. He said ‘I hope they die of f**king cancer’. I’m determined to see this through to the end because of what he said.”

And what a ZING from Hugh Grant! Kinda makes up for the pussy object he hurled. Wishing a diseased filled death upon one's significant other & children usually does the job quite nicely. I just hope that this whole ordeal pans out by Grant being so shaken by this incident that he has to calm himself by boning another prostitute. That should complete this path of destruction quite nicely.


1 comment:

Two Drink Girl said...

That is hilarious...what is he thinking? I guess that was the only thing in his hand!

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