Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Maybe she just really likes Candice Bergen?

Contrary to what we previously reported, it looks like Mel B did not name her bastard child Fortuna, but chose Angel Iris MURPHY BROWN instead. Well, if Eddie isn't the father, she can always backpeddle by saying, "No, I just really loved that delightful '88-98 sitcom, in particular, the episode in which..." who am I kidding. I've never seen a single episode of Murphy Brown in my life. I'm just going to refer to this child as Murphy Brown from now on. Good luck with that paternity battle, Mel B. And sorry that your mom picked such a tragic name for you, Murphy Brown.

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