This is what clean & sober looks like, people. Lindsay Lohan soberly pops dat ass at DJ AM's birthday party at club LAX Sunday night. I have two questions for y'all. First, what jam do you think Lindsay was dancing to? My guess is maybe this:
But probably this:
While you are figuring that one out, here is my second question. Why does this guy:
Have the best haircut I've ever seen WHILE simultaneously voicing the concern of the world with a single frown? I'm sure all of us frowned a little upon seeing crazy Lohan dancing on the table again, but this guy says it all by saying nothing at all. We're sad too, sassy blonde bowl-cut guy. We're sad too.
Too see more pictures of Lohan at the birthday, go here.