Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Larry Birkhead IS/IS NOT the father!

In a few short moments, the world will know once and for all who the father of Anna Nicole's baby is...perhaps. It may be one of the dudes tested, but it could also possibly be some random homeless guy she met walking home from Taco Bell at 3am one stoned night. Either way, while TMZ keeps us at bay with a picture of a door and some microphones:

I'd like to offer a couple videos to Larry Birkhead in the event that he is/is not the father of the baby.

If Larry Birkhead IS NOT the father, cheer-up Charlie! Take a lesson from this guy! Not having a baby is the best thing that could ever happen to you:

If Larry Birkhead IS the father - CONGRATS! (I guess) - You know what that means...IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

EDIT: Well, looks like he's the father. Whoopity-Doo. I guess it really is PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME for you, Birkhead. Now I hope to never hear from or see you again. In fact, I have conitioned myself to only hear the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song anytime Anna Nicole is mentioned. If you value your sanity, I highly suggest you do the same.

1 comment:

Jellybean Sunshine said...

phew thank god! because for a second there, i thought daniel, the son, was the father. yeah i know, it's twisted but i wasn't the only one who thought this.