Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Kingston saved from fiery damnation

Baby Kingston was baptized on Sunday. How difficult do you think it is for Gwen Stefani to find something in her closet that is "baptisim appropriate"? By the looks of her outfit, I would say very. It looks like she just tore down the curtains in her house and wrapped them around her. This entire family looks jacked. From Gavin's hair & thumb ring to Kingston's dress, the whole Rossdalani clan really disappointed the lord, I'm sure. I don't know very much anything about religious things, but don't you think it's a bit unfair to dress your baby like a lady for their baptism? It's like you're taunting Jesus by "saving" your baby from the lava filled hell, but also damning him by pushing him off the gay cliff. You do know that babies are very impressionable right? So if your baby is in a dress, even just once as a joke, he will be gay. Gays aren't born with it, their parents chose to make them gay. So come on out, all you closeted homos. Your parents will only pretend to be angry. It's like a more fucked up version of Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny. I'm going to prepare the Kingston coming out party in 2020. Damn you Gwen, we were all ready for him to date Shiloh when they got big, now he's going to be blowing Kate Hudson's boy/girl child in a bathroom somewhere in about 20 years.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gwen is so cute and she is usually dressed pretty well. What happened here? Also, I only like Kingston when he wears hats with ears.