Kate Moss & Pete Doherty celebrate their most recent attempt at an engagement by having the proud wifey-to-be dangle upside down from a window. Pete wanted her life to flash before her eyes so she could say without any hesitation that marrying him would be the biggest mistake of her life. But I don't blame Kate for falling for Doherty. I mean, look at him:
Uhhhh! Down, she-bone, down. What better way to say "I love you" than by doing so much coke & meth that your nose and gaping sores are actually bleeding. Man, they are going to be such a happy couple. I just hope they stop reenacting their lives based on the movie Clueless. Sure, dangling from the window made Tye more popular for a minute, but as that film brilliantly illustrates, those riding high are destined to fall. And judging from how high Kate & Pete both are at any given moment, that fall is gonna be harder than my raging she-bone when looking upon the glorious face of Pete Doherty.