Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Hilary Duff Must Die

That's what this guy thinks, anyway. This crazy was tackled by the fuzz for threatening to kill Hilary Duff as she was heading in to tape an appearance on Canada's MuchMusic. Last October, Duff and then boyfriend Joel Madden took out a restraining order against an 18 year old, who later was arrested for stalking and threatening to kill her. Dang...why does everyone want to kill Hilary Duff? Agent Cody Banks wasn't that bad, was it? But to be honest, I want to kill Hilary Duff too. Yep, she's #3 on my list of celebrities to straight up murder, right after Lawrence Fishburne (who will be promptly taken off my Death List™ as soon as he reprises his role as Cowboy Curtis) and Kellie Martin, that ho who played Becca on Life Goes On. She was always trying to steal Corky's thunder with her boyfriend who had AIDS. Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, muthafucka!



Anne said...

My list includes Barry Williams, Celine Dion, Danny Bonaduce, Alanis Morrisette, and Andie MacDowell.

And I secretly love Agent Cody Banks.It's good!

Anonymous said...

Do you remember who played the boyfriend with AIDS??? That's right, the one and only, Chad Lowe


Anonymous said...

Speaking of Lawrence Fishbone...kind of... Samuel L. Jackson kind of looks like Larry Fishbone and I need to see Black Snake Moan ASAP.

Also, I loved Life Goes on, " I love you Becca!"