Monday, April 30, 2007

Slutty trash



Dear Britney Spears,

We know you are really excited about your new body. We also know that you are really ashamed about that whole silly head-shaving incident, and like to cover it up with a cowboy hat. But this shit needs to stop. It is April 30, not October 31st - so these "slutty [insert profession here - my guess is waitress?]" costumes you keep wearing are really inappropriate. We're probably just jealous, though. I know The Gay is.

Heart,

Girl #1

1 comment:

mindy said...

I'm totally jealous. And pissed. But this outfit is UNnecessary.